Tim Friedman

Client Services Coordinator
People here are amusing and able-minded. We have an Associated Press news wire, and any time a local, national, or global crisis is announced, one or more of my co-workers leaps into a changing room and then darts out of the building, donned in some sort of colorful unitard. I end up hearing about the resolution of said crises before the employee returns, which is pretty neat. I never took any kind of secret oath, so I think it would be alright for me to confide in you that I may or may not work for the Justice League of America. Shh.
Clients Love Me Because: 
Tim was voted “Most Winning Personality” in Esquire’s non-existent reader-introspection poll as well as “Top Dawg” and “Most Modest” in the Tim Friedman Annual Ego-Boost Awards (the Eegy’s). Tim’s average bowling score is 106; his typing rate (in words per minute) is no less than yours and occasionally more than someone else’s; his possessions are alphabetized (Frosted Mini Wheats come before Honey Nut Cheerio’s); and he knows not to stop until a project is compl
Favorite Band(s): 
Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
Hidden Talent: 
I’m really not supposed to disclose this information, but I am able (and more than willing on most occasions) to use humor so dry – so devoid of any life-affirming moisture – as to confound or annoy most listeners-on. Oh, and I can wiggle my ears.
My Favorite Things: 
My vinyl collection and my homemade bulgogi.
Personal Mantra: 
“Listen well, son, to conversation and always take from the words of the people that you meet.”   - Bishop Allen